Pretty sure we didn’t order the ‘rectal’

I made the mistake yesterday of arriving alone at the yakitori restaurant, a couple of minutes before my son joined me, and the waiter handed me a menu in English.

I couldn’t figure out what was supposed to be what, and I knew the waiter would be lost if I were to ask for anything by those names. I asked for a menu in Japanese so that we’d both know what I was ordering.